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I need your patience


Okay, I'm so slow when it comes to writing sometimes, plus I have other stories I am working on, which can be found in my gallery under Hetalia Fanfiction or OC Stories! I guarantee that they are worth checking ; o ; Oh, careful though, some are NSFW. That being said, I am willing to write fanfiction from the rating of T-M. Fluff, cuties, smut, I'll do it. So don't be scared, I won't judge anyone or their kinks!!

If you want smut, I am only willing to do it between men! I'm sorry if you're a fan of yuri or hetero pairings and stuff, but I can't handle female anatomy, it's so gross ; A ; So, men for smut, girls are great for fluff stuff though and yeah. 

For the pokemon fandom, I am 100% willing to write it for the pokemon, etc. I don't know many of the trainers in pokemon. I will write for furries and the likes as well.

Hell, you can even request I write something up for my own OC's if you like some of them that bad! Furries, people, pokemon, throw it all at me, I don't care. I really don't. I'm willing to write about anything. Just not gore or death or something along the lines of killing.. No... Zombies, no. Apocalypse, no. Sorry.

Fandoms

  • Hetalia Axis powers
  • Rise of the Guardians
  • How To Train Your Dragon
  • Pokemon
  • Frozen
Pairings I like
  • Anyone x Lovino Vargas
  • Ludwig x Gilbert
  • Jack x Jamie 
  • Pitch x Jack
  • Pitch x Toothfairy
  • Hiccup x Jack
  • Feraligatr is my favourite pokemon RN
  • Shinx is my all time favourite
  • I love Pumpkaboo
  • A lot of the newer pokemon are adorable
  • Hans is beautiful
  • Oh, is that Kristoff?
Even though I have some stuff right up above this doesn't mean I'm not willing to write about other things! These are just pairings that might inspire me a bit more at the time, or if it's not a legit pairing just a certain character from the fandom that I really enjoy at the time! Please, you're encouraged to tell me your own pairings and the such!!

Kinks
  • S&M
  • Golden shower
  • Torture/Abuse - Goes hand in hand with S&M, so. 
  • Punishment
  • Bondage
  • Fluff
  • Age difference 
  • Strippers
  • Intoxicated
  • Love-triangles
  • Dresses
  • Food Play
  • Animal Hybrids/furries
Again, just because it isn't listed doesn't mean I won't think about writing it. Just drop me a request with a new kink and the worst I can do is say I don't like the kink and I won't write about such a thing. Of course, I would never judge if someone did like a kink I didn't, so don't worry about me judging you!! One kink that isn't listed that I refuse to write about is scat; pooping on each other. Oh gods, no, I'm sorry. I can't handle that stuff. Sorry!! 

For anyone who left a request in the old Journal entry and you are reading this one, I am sorry I didn't get around to your requests!! I got busy those few years back when I posted it and well, yeah. Sorry. 

Finished Requests

  • None!!

Edit :: //Nerding intensifies *Heavy breathing*



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AHMIGAWD. 

I thought libraries were suppose to be quiet! I'm not in the mood to listen to kids screaming and people talking on cellphones so obnoxiously loud everyone knows what they're talking about. 
AUGH. 
Pisses me off. LIBRARIES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE QUIET! 
CONTROL YOUR KIDS! 
DON'T TALK ON YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE IN THE BUILDING YOU FUCKING JERKS. 
I want to rip peoples voiceboxes out, I'm getting so irritated. 
Not the right week. To fuck. With me. 

I'm done >BC 
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How dare u Laura! 

1 - Kissed a girl?
Nah, my last IRL gf never liked being near me.. So > n >

2 - Kissed a boy?
Ohyes.

3 - Had sex in public?
That's nasty..

4 - What’s your religion?
Is Hetalia a religion?

5 - What does your URL mean?
Idunnowhat?

6 - Reason you joined tumblr?
This is DA you idiot.

7 - Do you have any nicknames?
Not really, no.

8 - Do you like bubble bath?
IFUCKINGLOVEBUBBLEBATHS

9 - Kissed in the rain?
That shits too cheesy.

10 - Dyed your hair?
Once upon a time.

11 - Soup or salad?
Human souls.

12 - Vegetable or meat?
Hooooman sooooouls

13 - Go out drinking?
Nah.

14 - Smoke cigarettes?
Only nasty people do that.

15 - Smoke weed?
Only nasty, nasty people do that.

16 - Do any hard drugs?
Only idiots do that.

17 - Have you had sex today?
I'm a virgin, stahp with the sex shit.

18 - Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Does a teddybears arms count?

19 - The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
She's my bitch <3 

20 - Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yupp~

21 - Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Always.

22 - Tried to commit suicide?
Only an unstable person does this. I'm pretty sane.

23 - The last time you felt broken?
When I had to destroy Pitch in my ROTG game.

24 - Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
Sometimes..

25 - Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Kinda... It's rocky..

26 - Do you have Long hair OR short hair? 
Much long, such flow, wow. 

27 - First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
Personality. I'm very judgmental if you have a bad personality. 

28 - Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes.

29 - Do you dance in the car?
When my jam comes on, yes. 

30 - Where were you yesterday?
In my room.

31 - Ever used a bow and arrow?
Nope.

32 - Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Pfft, never.

33 - Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Blehh...

34 - Is Christmas stressful?
Is getting presents suppose to be stressful?

35 - Favorite type of fruit pie?
UHM... LEMON..

36 - Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Ah, I wanted to be a vet.
 
37 - Do you believe in ghosts?
Yupp.

38 - Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
A lot actually.

39 - Take a vitamin daily?
LOL, no.

40 - Wear slippers?
My feet are always so warm eue

41 - Wear a bath robe?
Das dumb.

42 - What do you wear to bed?
Pajayjays~

43 - Do you want to get married?
Some day, when I meet the right person. 

44 - Can you curl your tongue?
Nope.


Relationship preference:

45 - How many relationships have you had?
Not one true relationship...

46 - How can I win your heart?
Be absolutely freaking adorable! (Not look-wise, personality-wise!!)

47 - what makes a great relationship?
Communication and mutual interests. 

48 - Shy OR open?
Oh so very shy.

50 - Religious OR non-religious?
Non-Religious.

51 - Caring OR non-restricting of you?
I'm very caring ouo

52 - Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
My mind likes boys with boys and girls with girls.

53 - Piercings OR no piercings?
I'm not into piercings and I have none.

54 - Tattoos OR no tattoos?
Tattoos wont impress me and I have none.

55 - Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Stay at home type. I hate big crowds. HATE.

I don't have too many friends so ;n;
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Shit son, shit.

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Okay, get this. I'm having a sleepover with my friends, Owlehh and another girl who doesn't have dA so lets just call her Nesse Ponyo McCartney. I'm sitting on my messy ass bed, drawing on my tablet, woopdidoo. Go to get ready for bed. Oh no, where's my tablet pen. Whoops, I lost it. FUCK ME >BC I WANNA DRAW BUT I CAN'T! 

Stupid messy ass bed. Stupid me for being stupid enough to trust it on my bed during a sleepover. Stupid, stupid, stupid. 

So now I have to find it when they leave ono
But I want to draw now.
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